Mortimier Romance

[Verse] Woke up in the morning Saw Pikachu In my kitchen eating My cereal too [Verse 2] Charmander’s tail’s burning My favorite chair Squirtle’s squirting water Everywhere [Chorus] Gotta catch em all In my backyard Gotta catch em all Pokeballs are scarred Gotta catch em all Even when it's hard [Verse 3] Bulbasaur’s vines swinging Through the trees Eevee’s on the couch Wagging like a breeze [Bridge] Gotta train them Gotta love them Give them treats Gotta catch them Gotta hold them In the streets [Chorus] Gotta catch em all In my backyard Gotta catch em all Pokeballs are scarred Gotta catch em all Even when it's hard

[Verse] Buzzing through the air A fear we all must bear Tiny terror in disguise Look them in the eyes [Verse 2] Wings of doom they flap Ready for attack Nature's tiny killer Giving us a thriller [Chorus] Murder hornet shivers Bringing fear like rivers Hear the buzzing roam No place feels like home [Verse] In the forest they do fly No one can deny They're the stuff of nightmares Taking over everywhere [Bridge] Bagpipes scream the horror Guitars call for armor Fight back the small invasion End this creepy sensation [Chorus] Murder hornet shivers Bringing fear like rivers Hear the buzzing roam No place feels like home

[Verse] Red suit feels too tight again Got this snow up in my face Reindeer acting like they own the sky In this chilly cursed place [Verse 2] Elves are crazy tiny gremlins Always messing with my head Working stupid holiday hours Should be sleeping in my bed [Chorus] Jingle bells jingle hell Santa's feeling rough as hell Sleigh is creaky sleigh is slow I just wanna yell and go [Verse 3] Milk is spoiled cookies stale Kids got greedy I’m for sale Tired of this clumsy cheer Gonna lose my jolly sneer [Chorus] Jingle bells jingle hell Santa's feeling rough as hell Sleigh is creaky sleigh is slow I just wanna yell and go [Verse 4] Snowmen turning slick with ice How come no one pays the price Frostbite on my fingertips Swear words peeling from my lips

[Verse] She had a crooked smile Love her from a mile Never cooked a meal It was such a deal [Verse 2] Always on her chair Messy silver hair Never cleaned her room Living in the gloom [Chorus] Oh ghost from the past Man you never last Time to move away Go back to your grave [Verse 3] Her stories were so old Tales that she retold Never made no sense Was always on the fence [Chorus] Oh ghost from the past Man you never last Time to move away Go back to your grave [Bridge] Candles flicker dim Memory's sinking in We need a better space Not haunted by your face

[Verse] Well, I'm rollin' down the highway, hittin’ 92, My Chevy's roarin' loud, yeah, she's got some attitude. Got a mix tape playin', country songs on repeat, But my butt's in agony, thanks to these nasty, stiff seats. [Verse 2] Big rig, big dreams, drivin' through the night, But every bump in the road gives my rear a fright. I spent my fortune on chrome and lifted her high, But now I'm sittin’ on nails, prayin’ for that smooth ride. [Chorus] Oh, butt cramps, you're the bane of my life, Can't even sit there and hold my pride. Butt cramps, won't you just let me be, I got a long road ahead, you’re killin’ me. [Verse 3] I tried a cushion, tried a pillow, bought the best they sell, But now it's like a rock and I’m feelin' every jolt so well. From the countryside to cities, down that open road so long, But my cheeks just can't hold on, gotta rest before I go wrong. [Verse 4] Oh I love this big bad truck, don't get me wrong, But every mile feels like an endless country song. Got the window down, radio loud, tryin’ to drown the pain, But these seats are relentless, like a never-ending strain. [Chorus] Oh, butt cramps, you're the bane of my life, Can't even sit there and hold my pride. Butt cramps, won't you just let me be, I got a long road ahead, you’re killin’ me.

**[Scene opens with the Heavy, Medic, and Scout standing together]** **Scout:** "I am going to say this once: the Heavy is dead!" **Heavy:** "What?!" **Scout:** "The Heavy is dead!" **Medic:** "Correct." **Heavy:** "So, did you see the murderer?" **Scout:** "No, sorry mate." **[Heavy falls over, dead]** **Scout:** "I will find him! I will capture him! And no one will ever die again!" **Medic:** "That's nice..." **[Cut to Heavy's body, Soldier enters]** **Soldier:** "ATTENTION! The Heavy is dead! We know. Who killed him?" **Spy:** "We don't know." **Soldier:** "I will find clues!" **[Soldier runs off-screen, comes back with a clue]** **Soldier:** "What's this? A weapon!" **Engineer:** "That thing is why the Heavy is dead!" **Spy:** "The Heavy is dead?" **Engineer:** "Yes, he died." **[Scout runs in again]** **Scout:** "Incoming!" **[Cuts to Heavy's body again, with Demoman holding a bottle]** **Demoman:** "The Heavy is dead!" **Sniper:** "So, did you see the murderer?" **Demoman:** "No, sorry mate." **[Heavy falls over, dead again]** **Demoman:** "I will find him! I will capture him! And no one will ever die again!" **Spy:** "That's nice..." **[Cut to Heavy's body, Soldier enters again]** **Soldier:** "ATTENTION! The Heavy is dead! We know. Who killed him?" **Spy:** "We don't know." **Soldier:** "I will find clues!" **[Soldier runs off-screen, comes back with a clue]** **Soldier:** "What's this? A weapon!" **Engineer:** "That thing is why the Heavy is dead!" **Spy:** "The Heavy is dead?" **Engineer:** "Yes, he died." **[Cuts to a series of quick flashbacks of different characters suspecting each other, ending with the Heavy laughing]** **Heavy:** "Ha ha ha! You are dead!" **[Everyone realizes it was a joke]** **Spy:** "The Heavy is dead?!" **Engineer:** "Yes, he died." **[Heavy finally falls over dead for the last time]** **[End screen with all characters looking confused]** --

<Verse> Krøllet hår kom til Verden, den dag jeg blev født Jeg så det på et foto, meget fint og sikkert også sødt Mor havde hår helt ned til patten Jeg hev i det hele og sov rigtigt godt om natten. <Chorus> Livet det er fyldt med hår Man håber bare man ikke ligner et får Det kan du både græde og grine af Så kan du skrabe eller klippe det af Men det ligner hurtigt noget fra i går <Verse> Da jeg blev ældre fik jeg hår i mit skridt Men det på ryggen var nu noget skidt Man kan lugte af gorilla men ligner du en Løfter kvinden hverken øjenbryn eller ben <Chorus> Livet det er fyldt med hår Man håber bare man ikke ligner et får Det kan du både græde og grine af Så kan du skrabe eller klippe det af Men det ligner hurtigt noget fra i går <Verse> Selv her som gammel, ja det gror og gror Nu mest i røven og i næsebor Det på hoved’ falder af så småt Men det på ryggen bliver bare mere og mere gråt <Chorus> Livet det er fyldt med hår Man håber bare man ikke ligner et får Det kan du både græde og grine af Så kan du skrabe eller klippe det af Men det ligner hurtigt noget fra i går <Chorus> Livet det er fyldt med hår Man håber bare man ikke ligner et får Det kan du både græde og grine af Så kan du skrabe eller klippe af Men det ligner hurtigt noget fra i går

<Verse> Krøllet hår kom til Verden den dag jeg blev født Jeg så det på et foto – meget fint og sikkert også sødt Mor havde hår helt ned til patten Jeg hev i det hele og sov rigtigt godt om natten. <Chorus> Livet det er fyldt med hår Man håber bare man ikke ligner et får (en mink – åh tænk!) Det kan du både græde og grin’ af Så kan du skrabe eller klip’ af Men det ligner hurtigt noget fra i går <Verse> Da jeg blev ældre fik jeg hår i mit skridt Men det på ryggen var nu noget skidt Man kan lugte af gorilla men ligner du en Løfter kvinden hverken øjenbryn eller ben <Chorus> Livet det er fyldt med hår Man håber bare man ikke ligner et får (en mink – åh tænk!) Det kan du både græde og grin’ af Så kan du skrabe eller klip’ af Men det ligner hurtigt noget fra i går <Verse> Selv her som gammel, ja det gror og gror Nu mest i røven og i næsebor Det på hoved’ falder af så småt Men det på ryggen bliver bare gråt <Chorus> Livet det er fyldt med hår Man håber bare man ikke ligner et får (en mink – åh tænk!) Det kan du både græde og grin’ af Så kan du skrabe eller klip’ af Men det ligner hurtigt noget fra i går <Chorus> Livet det er fyldt med hår Man håber bare man ikke ligner et får (en mink – åh tænk!) Det kan du både græde og grin’ af Så kan du skrabe eller klip’ af Men det ligner hurtigt noget fra i går

(Verse 1) In the land of giggles and glee, Where the skies are blue and the jokes are free, I met a talking donkey named Fred, Who wore a hat on his little penis head. (Chorus) Oh Fred, with your poop jokes and sass, You make everyone laugh till they gasp. Your anal antics and toilet quips, Make even the prudes do hipster flips. (Verse 2) Down by the creek where the poopoo flows, We danced with the frogs in our birthday clothes. Fred sang a song 'bout a squirrel with flair, But got interrupted by a butt-picking bear. (Bridge) So we laughed till our asses ached, At the jokes so crude they could make a lake. But in the end, it's the joy we found, In the weird and wacky, all around. (Chorus) Oh Fred, with your poop jokes and sass, You make everyone laugh till they gasp. Your anal antics and toilet quips, Make even the prudes do hipster flips. (Outro) So if you're feeling down and your day's gone awry, Just remember Fred and his twinkle in the eye. For life's too short to take too seriously, Let's laugh together, and be weird, and be free!

Happy Birthday song to dan about his girthy pirate sword with lots of penis innuendo

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