Dan's Girthy Pirate Sword.

A emo farted in my eye now i have pink eye i have a 2 inch dick that doesn't mean i dont like kraft singles i hate cheetos cuz its too crunchy for a dildo my mom has a drawee filied with dilidos fiona carl debbie i would hit eggs

[Verse] In the Mortalwood desert Where the sandstorms scream Khenra sees the future In a psychic dream [Verse 2] Leonin strong and bold Leaping with a roar Desert Serpent Monk Swift as evermore [Chorus] Shauban's Merry Men Laughing through the fight With epic guitar solos Blazing through the night [Verse 3] Changeling with a secret Faces that deceive Elf warlock casting spells Magic up their sleeve [Bridge] In the wild and dusty plains Daring each and every foe With courage and with humor The legends start to grow [Chorus] Shauban's Merry Men Laughing through the fight With epic guitar solos Blazing through the night

[Verse] In the Mortalwood desert far away Shauban's merry men come out to play Psychic Khenra reads your mind Wanted Leonin you might find [Verse 2] Serpent monk with a thousand scales Changeling's secret never fails Elf warlock casting spells In this desert where magic dwells [Chorus] Shauban's men they never run Loaded with jokes and loaded with fun Shauban's merry men always on the go Dance to the beat watch the laughter flow [Verse 3] Khenra sees the future clear Leonin's wanted far and near Serpent monk strikes with speed Changeling knows what you need [Verse 4] Elf warlock with a laugh so dry Casting spells as the stars fly by Mortalwood desert tale so bright Shauban's men will make your night [Bridge] In the sand and under sun Epic adventures never done Crazy crew with hearts of gold Tales of wonder now unfold

Shauban's Merry Men. Ra has split. Land of Mortalwood. Khenra disappeared. A Leonin on the run. Monk is disciple of Desert Serpent. Changeling bard with a secret. Elf with a genie patron

[Verse] In the land of Mortalwood Where ancient Ra has split for good Our heroes rise amidst the dawn Khenra gone Leonin drawn [Verse 2] Shauban's crew they fight the spell Foes and laughter weave so well Through deserts sun and pyramids grand Merry Men protect the land [Chorus] Shauban's Merry Men Never back down fight until the end Epic tales we spin Together we'll defend [Verse 3] Through hidden sands and ancient tombs Khenra vanished like morning blooms Leonin chased but never caught A comic quest for all they sought [Chorus] Shauban's Merry Men Never back down fight until the end Epic tales we spin Together we'll defend [Bridge] Epic guitar starts to roar Solos echo legends lore As we chase the sun till night Shauban leads us through the fight

[Verse] В зоопарк Ирина Володя Забрали Настю Доминика У слона хобот — вот чудо У тигра когти — целая бригада [Verse 2] Доминик смеётся Настя плачет Зебра смешная Вид как игрушка Папа фото щёлкает мелькает На память день Как приключение [Chorus] Зоопарк ура Смешные лица Мама Папа Дети веселятся Поймали радость в кадре вместе Этот день не забудется [Bridge] Кушаем мороженое у льва Смеемся Как горилла балует Любовь в семье Как у павлина хвост Яркий день Момент ловит [Verse 3] В жирафов на шею смотрим вверх Ирина с закрытыми глазами Володя шутник Когда прыгнула обезьяна Доминик мужик Боится не знает [Chorus] Зоопарк ура Смешные лица Мама Папа Дети веселятся Поймали радость в кадре вместе Этот день не забудется

[Instrumental]

(Verse 1) Hey buddy, listen up, gotta vent my frustrations People got me down, full of complications Talking 'bout their feelings, dramas never end Man, I just wanna chill, not be their therapist friend (Chorus) So here's the truth, don't take it wrong Sometimes I'd rather listen to a made-up song About a dragon fightin' a robot from the moon Than hear another person sing a sad, out-of-tune (Verse 2) Fake news, gossip rags, stories tall and strange At least they're kinda funny, rearrange the brain People take themselves too seriously, it's a drag Give me aliens invading, that's a better brag (Chorus) So here's the truth, don't take it wrong Sometimes I'd rather listen to a made-up song About a monkey pilotin' a spaceship in the stars Than hear another person complain about their scars (Bridge) Don't get me wrong, I love you, that's the whole point, see But sometimes a break from reality sets me free Let's just laugh at nonsense, forget the world for a while Maybe then we'll face it with a goofy, genuine smile (Chorus) So here's the truth, don't take it wrong Sometimes I'd rather listen to a made-up song About a talking cactus who solves mysteries at night Than hear another person whine about their sorry plight (Outro) Yeah, bullshit's better than some folks, that's the key Just a little joke, buddy, you and me, you and me

(Verse 1) Hey buddy, listen up, gotta vent my frustrations People got me down, full of complications Talking 'bout their feelings, dramas never end Man, I just wanna chill, not be their therapist friend (Chorus) So here's the truth, don't take it wrong Sometimes I'd rather listen to a made-up song About a dragon fightin' a robot from the moon Than hear another person sing a sad, out-of-tune (Verse 2) Fake news, gossip rags, stories tall and strange At least they're kinda funny, rearrange the brain People take themselves too seriously, it's a drag Give me aliens invading, that's a better brag (Chorus) So here's the truth, don't take it wrong Sometimes I'd rather listen to a made-up song About a monkey pilotin' a spaceship in the stars Than hear another person complain about their scars (Bridge) Don't get me wrong, I love you, that's the whole point, see But sometimes a break from reality sets me free Let's just laugh at nonsense, forget the world for a while Maybe then we'll face it with a goofy, genuine smile (Chorus) So here's the truth, don't take it wrong Sometimes I'd rather listen to a made-up song About a talking cactus who solves mysteries at night Than hear another person whine about their sorry plight (Outro) Yeah, bullshit's better than some folks, that's the key Just a little joke, buddy, you and me, you and me

[Verse] In the kitchen I stand so tall Flipping burgers can't catch a ball Grill is hot my face is red Patty dreams in my head [Verse 2] Mr. Krabs he shakes his claws Mustard squirts just because Customers they want a bite But I can't get this patty right [Chorus] Krabby Patty blues oh no Patty slips and it won't show Grill's still hot and time is slow Can't make a Patty oh no [Verse 3] Squidward laughs he's got no soul Fries are flying out of control Patty's burned and I've lost hope All I see is burnt smoke [Bridge] I try and try every day Patty's still not here to stay Grill's my foe and it's not kind Patty dreams lost in my mind [Verse 4] Mr. Krabs his eyes are tight Plankton laughs with all his might I won't give up I'll try again One day I'll make that Krabby friend

[Verse] Alex à table, l'ambiance familiale Les assiettes cliquettent, discussions joviales Mais Alex a mangé des haricots Boum, un bruit, ça pue, tout le monde est KO [Verse 2] Maman fronce les sourcils, papa en colère Papy rit doucement, cousin chope de l'air "Alex, c'est trop! T’as ruiné la soirée!" Mais lui, il s'en tape, écoute du rap, concentré [Chorus] C'est la vie d'Alex, au cœur des repas de famille Il pète, il écoute du rap, sans l'ombre d’un émoi C'est sa mélodie, son instant funambule Au milieu du chaos, il reste stoïque et roi [Verse 3] Sa playlist défile, des bangers remplis de punchlines Les autres, suffocants, cherchent un air amical "Pourquoi t’écoutes ça?" questionne tante Michelle "Parce que c'est l'flow, ça fait vibrer la vieille!" [Bridge] Des rires hésitants, la table se détend L'odeur s'évapore, les tensions s'affaiblissent Alex sourit, casquette en arrière Le repas continue, l'ambiance devient légère [Chorus] C'est la vie d'Alex, au cœur des repas de famille Il pète, il écoute du rap, sans l'ombre d’un émoi C'est sa mélodie, son instant funambule Au milieu du chaos, il reste stoïque et roi

In the ICU where beeps and grumbles collide, Randy faced a day where chaos did reside. Cranky surgeons bickering, requests like a flood, Documentation woes, oh buddy, it's no good! Now it’s the weekend, no fellows in sight, Randy's got this day, gonna set it all right! No surgicals because it’s Saturday, and hopefully a smooth ride, And maybe some snacks? That’d be a sweet, sweet surprise! With a wink and a nod, he rolls up his sleeves, Navigates through the drama with tricks up his sleeves. Patients in good hands, he turns the tide, Yesterday's mess, today's a joyride. Now it’s the weekend, no fellows in sight, Randy's got this day, gonna set it all right! No surgicals because it’s Saturday, and hopefully a smooth ride, And maybe some snacks? That’d be a sweet, sweet surprise! Through the chaos and the stress, Randy brings calm, he's at his best. Anesthesia wizard, with so much flair and cheer, Turning mundane challenges into laughs, oh dear! So here's to Randy, our hero in scrubs, I know he’s rather be spending the day watching sports at the pub. Our hero in blue, who stands so tall, In the hospital's hustle, answering the ECMO activation call. Now it’s the weekend, no fellows in sight, Randy's got this day, gonna set it all right! No surgicals because it’s Saturday, and hopefully a smooth ride, And maybe some snacks? That’d be a sweet, sweet surprise! Here's to Randy, he's the one we trust, Turning challenges around, because he must. With snacks in his pocket and joy in his stride, Randy's our star, in this comedic ride!