(Verse 1) In the land of giggles and glee, Where the skies are blue and the jokes are free, I met a talking donkey named Fred, Who wore a hat on his little penis head. (Chorus) Oh Fred, with your poop jokes and sass, You make everyone laugh till they gasp. Your anal antics and toilet quips, Make even the prudes do hipster flips. (Verse 2) Down by the creek where the poopoo flows, We danced with the frogs in our birthday clothes. Fred sang a song 'bout a squirrel with flair, But got interrupted by a butt-picking bear. (Bridge) So we laughed till our asses ached, At the jokes so crude they could make a lake. But in the end, it's the joy we found, In the weird and wacky, all around. (Chorus) Oh Fred, with your poop jokes and sass, You make everyone laugh till they gasp. Your anal antics and toilet quips, Make even the prudes do hipster flips. (Outro) So if you're feeling down and your day's gone awry, Just remember Fred and his twinkle in the eye. For life's too short to take too seriously, Let's laugh together, and be weird, and be free!
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Upbeat, fun, and lighthearted
This song is perfect for comedic shows, radio stations, and comedy clubs. It can also be used to lift spirits and bring laughter to people in various settings.
The song features clever and humorous wordplay, and the rhythm and flow of the rap are essential for delivering the comedic punchlines effectively.
A emo farted in my eye now i have pink eye i have a 2 inch dick that doesn't mean i dont like kraft singles i hate cheetos cuz its too crunchy for a dildo my mom has a drawee filied with dilidos fiona carl debbie i would hit eggs
(Refrain) Au Chalet de Porte de Fer, sous le ciel de Nouméa, Six amis réunis dans une folle épopée. Julien, Richard, Bobby, Romane, Bastien et Quentin, Une amitié fusionnelle, c'est notre destin. (Verse 1 - Romane) Au cœur de Nouvelle-Calédonie, dans notre petit quartier, Chalet de toutes les folies, où l'amitié est sacrée. Romane, infirmière au cœur bohème, toujours prête à rêver, Avec ses amis, elle partage ses envies, ses secrets. (Verse 2 - Richard) Richard, le kiné passionné, et ses herbes bien-aimées, Cultive l'amour et la liberté, dans nos vies animées. Toujours prêt à rouler et à fumer, dans ses bras on se sent léger, À Porte de Fer, chaque jour est une aventure à partager. (Chorus) Au Chalet de Porte de Fer, sous le ciel de Nouméa, Six amis réunis dans une folle épopée. Julien, Richard, Bobby, Romane, Bastien et Quentin, Une amitié fusionnelle, c'est notre destin. (Verse 3 - Julien) Julien, l'ingénieur basque, un cœur de conquérant, Ses yeux brillent pour chaque nouvelle femme rencontrée. Entre deux projets, il trouve le temps de nous épater, À Porte de Fer, son charme fait rire et rêver. (Bridge - Bobby) Bobby, l'amoureux des plaisirs solitaires, et ses fantasmes un peu délirants, Il cherche la pignole parfaite, avec passion et engagement. Mais avec nous, il trouve soutien et compréhension, À Porte de Fer, chaque différence est une richesse en fusion. (Verse 4 - Bastien) Bastien, infirmier au cœur vaillant, toujours prêt à tendre la main, Il voit en chaque âme un potentiel de baise, sans fin. Pour lui, l'amitié est un soin qui guérit et renforce les liens, À Porte de Fer, ensemble, on se sent comme un seul chemin. (Chorus) Au Chalet de Porte de Fer, sous le ciel de Nouméa, Six amis réunis dans une folle épopée. Julien, Richard, Bobby, Romane, Bastien et Quentin, Une amitié fusionnelle, c'est notre destin. (Outro) Et Quentin, tel un Shiba au regard si profond, Il nous guide avec sagesse dans ce monde tourbillonnant. À Porte de Fer, notre amitié est un trésor sans fin, Six âmes unies, c'est notre destin. (Chorus) Au Chalet de Porte de Fer, sous le ciel de Nouméa, Six amis réunis dans une folle épopée. Julien, Richard, Bobby, Romane, Bastien et Quentin, Une amitié fusionnelle, qui n'aura jamais de fin.
(Verse 1) Yo, check the phone, I'm dialin' in, no time to roam, Got a vision in my mind, I'ma set the tone, Telefon in my hand, I'ma make it known, Spittin' fire through the wire, watch the crowd be blown. (Chorus) Telefon, ringin' off the hook, yeah, that's my game, Droppin' lyrics like a bomb, setting flames, Connected to the world, no need for fame, I'ma rap it up, keep it real, stay the same. (Verse 2) Telefon conversations, I'ma elevate, From the streets to the stage, no time to wait, I'ma hustle, grind, and innovate, Droppin' verses so sick, they can't imitate. (Chorus) Telefon, ringin' off the hook, yeah, that's my game, Droppin' lyrics like a bomb, setting flames, Connected to the world, no need for fame, I'ma rap it up, keep it real, stay the same. (Verse 3) Got the hotline blingin', I'ma answer quick, Rap game on lock, yeah, I'm the lyricist, With Telefon in hand, I'ma make my hits, Gonna reach the masses, turn heads with my wit. (Bridge) Telefon, my lifeline, my connection to the beats, Spittin' rhymes so tight, they can't compete, I'ma hustle day and night, grindin' in the streets, Telefon in my palm, my voice won't retreat. (Chorus) Telefon, ringin' off the hook, yeah, that's my game, Droppin' lyrics like a bomb, setting flames, Connected to the world, no need for fame, I'ma rap it up, keep it real, stay the same. (Outro) Telefon, the instrument of my soul, With every call, my passion takes control, I'll keep rapping 'til the whole world knows, Telefon in my hand, watch my story unfold.
[Verse] On the block with my crew Money moves what we do Cold streets no love here Night falls no fear [Verse 2] Cash stacks we climb high Fast cars speeding by Drugs flow like the river No sleep can't shiver [Chorus] Gang ties running deep Hustle hard we don’t sleep Money stacks we will keep Street life ain't for the weak [Verse 3] Grow up fast in the dark Street fights leave their mark Cold steel by your side Trust few run and hide [Bridge] Can't stop our hustle now Rise up take a bow Gotta keep moving on Street dreams never gone [Chorus] Gang ties running deep Hustle hard we don’t sleep Money stacks we will keep Street life ain't for the weak
Glockin Switchin Yo, it's the king of the block, steady Glockin' & Switchin' Opps talkin' shit, but they just bitches, ain't worth a mention Ridin' through the streets on my BMX, flexin' on you fake ass niggas I stay ballin', you stay crawlin', ain't nobody do it bigger Got my glocks on lock, switches ready to hit Movin' through these streets, ain't no time to quit I'm a thug, through and through, born in the struggle You mess with me, you in trouble, see me rise and bubble My crew's tight, we run this shit, ain't no room for fakes We ride together, die together, that's all it takes We stackin' cash, makin' moves, livin' life without a care You step to us, you best beware, we don't play fair Glockin' & Switchin', that's the life I lead All about that hustle, gettin' what I need BMX stuntin' in the streets, showin' off my skills You talk that shit, but I pay no bills So watch your back, the king's in town Glock in hand, ready to take you down I run this game, ain't no one above Glockin' & Switchin', that's how we show love Yeah, uh, Glockin' & Switchin', that's what's up You mess with me, you mess with the toughest pup So bow down, show respect to the king Glockin' & Switchin', that's how we do our thing Yeah.
[Verse] Fire squad, hottest in the cosmos, blaze in the vein Aries lead the charge, leaving scars, fury unchained Leo king of this jungle, roar shakes the stars Sagittarius aiming arrows, straight to Mars Burn bright, never play it mellow, sparks ignite the rhymes In the booth, spitting flames, cooking all the time Raging pyrotechnics, ain't no water gonna douse Bringing heat like the sun, tear the roof off the house [Verse 2] Water crew, fluid flow slick like riptide Scorpio sting with the venom, bust your pride Cancer crab moves sideways, dodge the flame blast Pisces swim in the stream, poetic, upper-class Drench the bars in emotion, tsunami in the mix Chilled vibes, soothing tides, water's our fix Bending rhymes like waves, crashing sound so serene Crystal clear, underwater, with that deep marine [Chorus] Who’s the hottest? Fire or Water, take a side, choose it right Battle of the elements, exploding in the night Flames and floods, to the rhythm, let's ignite Fire and Water clash, now that's a sight [Bridge] Aries burst, impatient flare, can't keep this ram contained Leo’s lion heart, proud roar, can't stay restrained Sagittarius, sharp edge, arrow's flight, always aimed Blazing in the zodiac, eternally untamed
[Verse] Lara, spittin' venom, can't hide behind the screen, Talkin' trash bout love, you an ugly scene. Spoutin' nonsense 'bout race, since '99, But when karma hits, you gon' wish it weren't unkind. [Verse 2] Homophobic garbage, pollutin' the airwaves, Tryna hold folks down, but we ain't slaves. Think ya big, sittin' on your throne of hate, When it crumbles, we'll witness your fate. [Chorus] Hate be your anthem, but love on repeat, Your twisted little kingdom bout to feel defeat. Spewin' that poison, desperate and weak, Lara, your time's up, now the strong will speak. [Verse 3] Prayin’ on the weak with your twisted ideals, But your ignorance like a flat tire, won't yield. Thinkin' your words pierce, but they bounce back, Your game outdated, coded in whack. [Verse 4] Pride flags flyin', we won't be erased, Bet you didn’t know love comes in every taste. You a relic, stuck in a toxic past, But we evolve and grow, we build to last. [Chorus] Hate be your anthem, but love on repeat, Your twisted little kingdom bout to feel defeat. Spewin' that poison, desperate and weak, Lara, your time's up, now the strong will speak.
Barney the labradoodle He has lovely curly hair Socks are not safe around him Three poos each day
(Verse 1) Ai dat play, ai râs cu poftă, Dă-i shi-un like, ca nu-i un moft, bă. Share, subsribe sa nu mai zic, Dai cu clicku, te-ai lipit!
[Verse] In the Mortalwood desert Where the sandstorms scream Khenra sees the future In a psychic dream [Verse 2] Leonin strong and bold Leaping with a roar Desert Serpent Monk Swift as evermore [Chorus] Shauban's Merry Men Laughing through the fight With epic guitar solos Blazing through the night [Verse 3] Changeling with a secret Faces that deceive Elf warlock casting spells Magic up their sleeve [Bridge] In the wild and dusty plains Daring each and every foe With courage and with humor The legends start to grow [Chorus] Shauban's Merry Men Laughing through the fight With epic guitar solos Blazing through the night
