Butt Cramps

[Verse] In the land of fast food and dreams, Where the golden arches gleam, Folks say there's freedom in the air, But it's a heavy load to bear. [Verse 2] Out in the heartland they say, Guns keep the wolves at bay, In every living room and truck, One for each of their good luck. [Chorus] Guns and obesity, that's our legacy, A land of the brave, and a land of the free, Where the flags fly high, and the waistlines grow, In the heart of America, where the contradictions show. [Verse 3] From the deserts to the city streets, Where old glory never skips a beat, At the drive-thrus and the ammunition stores, Life's a gamble behind closed doors. [Verse 4] Farm fields wide and highways long, Country stations playin' the same ol' song, Work hard, live strong, and yeah, we can eat, But our dreams, they got a little more sweet. [Chorus] Guns and obesity, that's our legacy, A land of the brave, and a land of the free, Where the flags fly high, and the waistlines grow, In the heart of America, where the contradictions show.

[Verse] There's a diner down a dusty road, Where the waffles stack high, and the sweet tea flows. Grandpa's sittin' with his old six-gun, Stories of the war and when he was young. [Verse 2] Out in the fields, where the corn grows tall, They say freedom's worth the price, come one, come all. Barbecue smoke risin’ to the sky, Mama's hushpuppies, you can’t pass by. [Chorus] Guns and obesity, echoes of our land, Land of liberty, in every grain of sand. With a side of apple pie, and a rifle by our side, We're living big and loud, in this country pride. [Verse 3] Pickups rollin' on endless highways, Radio singin' ‘bout them better days. Football games under Friday night lights, Cheering loud, hearts full of small-town might. [Verse 4] From the Golden Gate to Lady Liberty's flame, We all play a different part, in this American game. Iron BBQ pits and sweet corn on the cob, Living large in the land of the brave and the odd. [Chorus] Guns and obesity, echoes of our land, Land of liberty, in every grain of sand. With a side of apple pie, and a rifle by our side, We're living big and loud, in this country pride.

[Verse] The bonfire blazed high on the eve of the march, With flames lickin' the sky, and the moon as a watch, The flutes played their tune, a callin' the band, As the Ulster Orange men took their stand. [Verse 2] Murals painted tales on the walls of the street, Flags fluttered high, 'neath the drum’s steady beat, In their sashes so bright, they walked with pride, Through the heart of the town, they marched side by side. [Chorus] Oh, the Orange men, with their banners so bold, In the quiet of dawn, traditions unfold, With a song in their hearts, and a step so grand, They parade through the town, united they stand. [Verse 3] The streets they were lined, with folks lookin’ on, As the marchers kept time with an age-old song, Their footsteps a’echoed on the cobblestone gray, On this bright July morn, they came to display. [Verse 4] The bonfire’s embers still glowed in the night, As the bands played on, till the first rays of light, With their flutes and their drums, they heralded the day, Proclaiming their lore in their own special way. [Chorus] Oh, the Orange men, with their banners so bold, In the quiet of dawn, traditions unfold, With a song in their hearts, and a step so grand, They parade through the town, united they stand.

[Verse] In a small Ulster town with pride that's worn so bright, Folks gather 'round the night before, a bonfire in their sight, Flames dance up to the sky, painting murals on the wall, Flags waving high and mighty, in this annual call. [Verse 2] With the dawn comes the flutes, their melody so grand, The orange men in line, with their banners and their band, Streets filled with anticipation, under the Union Jack, Walking through the cobblestones, never looking back. [Chorus] In the heart of Ulster, tradition never fades, With the beat of the drum, and the parade always stays, Unity in steps, as they march through the glen, Holding on to legacy, the proud Orange men. [Bridge] Echoes of past footsteps, they resonate so clear, Through laughter and the memories, year after year, Community gathers tighter, in this honored parade, Every note from the flutes, every cheer that's made. [Verse 3] On the murals painted proudly, stories bold and true, The history of Ulster, in every stroke and hue, Flags flutter in the breeze, like tales in the wind, A day of celebration, where every heart grinned. [Chorus] In the heart of Ulster, tradition never fades, With the beat of the drum, and the parade always stays, Unity in steps, as they march through the glen, Holding on to legacy, the proud Orange men.

[Verse] In the Mortalwood desert Where the sandstorms scream Khenra sees the future In a psychic dream [Verse 2] Leonin strong and bold Leaping with a roar Desert Serpent Monk Swift as evermore [Chorus] Shauban's Merry Men Laughing through the fight With epic guitar solos Blazing through the night [Verse 3] Changeling with a secret Faces that deceive Elf warlock casting spells Magic up their sleeve [Bridge] In the wild and dusty plains Daring each and every foe With courage and with humor The legends start to grow [Chorus] Shauban's Merry Men Laughing through the fight With epic guitar solos Blazing through the night

[Verse] In the Mortalwood desert far away Shauban's merry men come out to play Psychic Khenra reads your mind Wanted Leonin you might find [Verse 2] Serpent monk with a thousand scales Changeling's secret never fails Elf warlock casting spells In this desert where magic dwells [Chorus] Shauban's men they never run Loaded with jokes and loaded with fun Shauban's merry men always on the go Dance to the beat watch the laughter flow [Verse 3] Khenra sees the future clear Leonin's wanted far and near Serpent monk strikes with speed Changeling knows what you need [Verse 4] Elf warlock with a laugh so dry Casting spells as the stars fly by Mortalwood desert tale so bright Shauban's men will make your night [Bridge] In the sand and under sun Epic adventures never done Crazy crew with hearts of gold Tales of wonder now unfold

Shauban's Merry Men. Ra has split. Land of Mortalwood. Khenra disappeared. A Leonin on the run. Monk is disciple of Desert Serpent. Changeling bard with a secret. Elf with a genie patron

[Verse] Down a dirt road off Route 9, Where the old oak trees still shine, There's a diner with a neon sign, And a heart that's always mine. [Verse 2] Jimmy's got a truck parked out back, Sippin' coffee from a borrowed flask. Life moves slow, and that's a fact, Underneath our small town mask. [Chorus] Oh, small town lights, they burn so bright, Guiding us through every night. We'll dance till dawn, hold on tight, In the glow of small town lights. [Verse 3] Miss Sally's baking pies again, Sweet apple, make you forget the rain. Stories shared around the windmill vane, In this place where love remains. [Verse 4] Fields of gold, open air, Hands held tight, no need to care. Whispers soft, promises fair, In the twilight's final glare. [Chorus] Oh, small town lights, they burn so bright, Guiding us through every night. We'll dance till dawn, hold on tight, In the glow of small town lights.

[Verse] In the land of Mortalwood Where ancient Ra has split for good Our heroes rise amidst the dawn Khenra gone Leonin drawn [Verse 2] Shauban's crew they fight the spell Foes and laughter weave so well Through deserts sun and pyramids grand Merry Men protect the land [Chorus] Shauban's Merry Men Never back down fight until the end Epic tales we spin Together we'll defend [Verse 3] Through hidden sands and ancient tombs Khenra vanished like morning blooms Leonin chased but never caught A comic quest for all they sought [Chorus] Shauban's Merry Men Never back down fight until the end Epic tales we spin Together we'll defend [Bridge] Epic guitar starts to roar Solos echo legends lore As we chase the sun till night Shauban leads us through the fight

(Verse 1) She spins around the living room, like a graceful little bird In her eyes, I see the twinkle, the magic of her world With each step she takes, my heart just sings and sways In this moment, I feel so blessed, wouldn't have it any other way (Chorus) My little dancing queen, light up the floor You're my everything, forever more In these fleeting moments, I hold you close Just a father and his girl, dancing through life's highs and lows (Verse 2) From ballet shoes to tap shoes, you've tried them all But no matter the style, you stand oh so tall Your spirit soars through each pirouette and plié My love for you, my dance partner, will never fade away (Chorus) My little dancing queen, light up the floor You're my everything, forever more In these fleeting moments, I hold you close Just a father and his girl, dancing through life's highs and lows (Bridge) As the music fades and the night draws near I'll cherish these memories we've made, my dear In every graceful move, I see your heart so pure My little dancing queen, forever and evermore (Chorus) My little dancing queen, light up the floor You're my everything, forever more In these fleeting moments, I hold you close Just a father and his girl, dancing through life's highs and lows (Outro) So keep on dancing, my sweet little one In your steps, I see the brightest sun Forever intertwined, in this dance we share My little dancing queen, beyond compare.

[Verse] Old camera rolling lean through the night Big truck barrelin' under moonlight Crew in the back dreams lost to the road Settin' up shop so the GAA can unfold [Verse 2] Microphone checks beer bottles clinkin' Staring through screens and barely blinkin' Wires tangled like stories untold Filming the games watchin' magic unfold [Chorus] Roll those cameras like life's on replay Broadcasting dreams in the bold of day Hard work sweat with a beer in hand On the open road in a rockin' band [Bridge] Flashing lights through the darkened rain Echoes of cheers piercing the plain Field to screen heroes in motion Crew gives their soul with emotion [Verse 3] Feeding the passion homes afar Tangled in cables dreams shooting for stars Trucks like beasts roaring through night Crew of legends keep the vision bright [Chorus] Roll those cameras like life's on replay Broadcasting dreams in the bold of day Hard work sweat with a beer in hand On the open road in a rockin' band

[Verse] There's a girl in the holler where the creek runs still, She's got hair like honey and a voice like a whippoorwill, Every step she takes is a soft summer breeze, She's got the whole town buzzin', wantin' to please. [Verse 2] She rides an old pickup but keeps it clean, Like a diamond in the rough, you know what I mean, Her smile lights up this dusty old town, All the boys tip their hats, but none can pin her down. [Chorus] She's smooth as silk, like a slow sippin' whiskey, Every man's dream but my heart's only mystery, She's the queen of the county, with a heart pure as gold, Smooth as silk, her story's yet to be told. [Verse 3] She works hard each day, hands calloused but kind, In her faded blue jeans, you know she's one of a kind, At the honky-tonk Friday, she dances so sweet, Every man in the room tries to sweep her off her feet. [Verse 4] But she’s got dreams as big as that midnight sky, With stars in her eyes, she’s reaching so high, She’s more than this town, she's a mountain to climb, She's just waiting on her moment, her time to shine. [Chorus] She's smooth as silk, like a slow sippin' whiskey, Every man's dream but my heart's only mystery, She's the queen of the county, with a heart pure as gold, Smooth as silk, her story's yet to be told.