Butt Cramps

(Verse 1) I remember those nights, we’d drive down that old dirt road, Stars in the sky, your hand in mine, where did that love go? The radio played our favorite tune, we’d sing along so loud, Now I’m here all alone, beneath those same stars, without a sound. (Chorus) You took the sunrise with you, left me with the night, Every memory of you still burns like a firelight. I tried to hold on, but you slipped away so fast, Now I'm stuck in the shadows of a love that didn’t last. (Verse 2) We had dreams of forever, like a country love song, But somewhere down the line, we just couldn’t hold on. Now I’m picking up pieces of a heart you left behind, Trying to find my way, but you’re always on my mind. (Chorus) You took the sunrise with you, left me with the night, Every memory of you still burns like a firelight. I tried to hold on, but you slipped away so fast, Now I'm stuck in the shadows of a love that didn’t last. (Bridge) I see your face in every sunset, hear your laugh in the rain, But the echoes of our love just bring me more pain. I hope you find what you're looking for, wherever you may be, But I’m still here in this small town, with only your memory. (Chorus) You took the sunrise with you, left me with the night, Every memory of you still burns like a firelight. I tried to hold on, but you slipped away so fast, Now I'm stuck in the shadows of a love that didn’t last. (Outro) So here’s to the past, and the love we couldn’t save, I’ll keep moving forward, though I’m haunted by your name. Maybe one day I’ll find peace, leave this pain behind, But for now, I’ll just keep singing, with you always on my mind.

[Verse 1] Well, I used to ride the bull and drink till dawn, Now my wild days, they've up and gone, Got some wear and tear, and boy it shows, Life keeps on pulling, that's how it goes. [Chorus] Gravity's got a hold, on the things down below, Once they were snug, now it’s a different show, Ain't much to brag, but it's a part of the drift, Saggy balls tell a tale of the years that we've lived. [Verse 2] Old friends laugh, we all got our scars, From wrangling cattle to pounding on guitars, We boast our wrinkles, with a grin and a toast, Yet these drooping jewels, they sag the most. [Chorus] Gravity's got a hold, on the things down below, Once they were snug, now it’s a different show, Ain't much to brag, but it's a part of the drift, Saggy balls tell a tale of the years that we've lived. [Verse 3] Fishing by the creek, a summer's grace, I lean back slow, and give the world some space, Kids they snicker, but they'll know in time, Life's heavy load, ain't always so kind. [Chorus] Gravity's got a hold, on the things down below, Once they were snug, now it’s a different show, Ain't much to brag, but it's a part of the drift, Saggy balls tell a tale of the years that we've lived.

Well, Morgan Wallen had a wild night, Too much whiskey, too much fight. He picked up a chair and he let it fly, Said, “This honky-tonk’s my sky!” Throw that chair, Morgan, throw it high, Like you’re aiming for the moon in the southern sky. But don’t hit the bartender, don’t hit the door, Just let that chair soar! The crowd went wild, they cheered and clapped, Morgan grinned, his cowboy hat tipped back. The chair spun like a rodeo ride, And Morgan yelled, “Yeehaw!” with pride. Throw that chair, Morgan, throw it high, Like you’re aiming for the moon in the southern sky. But don’t hit the jukebox, don’t hit the floor, Just let that chair soar! Now the chair’s in orbit, spinning 'round, Morgan’s a legend in this one-horse town. They say it landed in a neighbor’s yard, Next to a chicken coop, oh my Lord! Throw that chair, Morgan, throw it high, Like you’re aiming for the moon in the southern sky. But don’t hit the pickup truck, don’t hit the cows, Just let that chair wow! So here’s to Morgan and his chair-throwing fame, A country rebel with a rowdy name. Next time you’re at the bar, raise a glass, To the night Morgan Wallen threw that chair and kicked some… well, you know!

[Verse] In the quiet moments when she cries I whisper words to soothe the sighs With every tear that falls I stay To wipe her worries all away [Verse 2] When the world seems cold she feels the sting But I’m right here to be her wings Her spirits dip low I lift her high We’ll conquer every single sky [Chorus] Stay with me through stormy nights I’ll be your beacon shining bright Together we can face the fight Stay with me we'll be alright [Verse] Every doubt that shadows her day I brush them off and find the way Her laughter it returns to bloom I’ll chase away the darkest gloom [Bridge] When the sky is gray I paint it blue I’m here to catch her when she's through No fear or sorrow will remain In my arms she'll break the chains [Chorus] Stay with me through stormy nights I’ll be your beacon shining bright Together we can face the fight Stay with me we’ll be alright [Verse] Every doubt that shadows her day I brush them off and find the way Together we can face the fight Stay with me we'll be alright

He always comes on market days And holds balloons- a lovely bunch

[Verse] Fireworks paintin' the night so bright, Small-town stars in the clear moonlight, Families gather 'round the old town square, Barbecue smoke and laughin' everywhere. [Verse 2] Old Glory waves in the summer breeze, A thousand memories in moments like these, Kids chasin' fireflies in the dark, Lovers stealin' kisses in the park. [Chorus] It's the Fourth of July, hearts on fire, Sweet sounds of freedom, dreams to aspire, We'll hold our loved ones close, and we'll stand so tall, Underneath the fireworks, we've got it all. [Verse 3] Grandpa's stories 'bout the war back then, Tales of courage and young brave men, Through battles fought and dreams survived, This nation's hope keeps us alive. [Verse 4] A fiddle playin' a patriotic tune, Dancin' under the silver moon, Neighbors sharin' stories and homemade pie, On this sacred night, we feel so high. [Chorus] It's the Fourth of July, hearts on fire, Sweet sounds of freedom, dreams to aspire, We'll hold our loved ones close, and we'll stand so tall, Underneath the fireworks, we've got it all.

[Verse] Alex à table, l'ambiance familiale Les assiettes cliquettent, discussions joviales Mais Alex a mangé des haricots Boum, un bruit, ça pue, tout le monde est KO [Verse 2] Maman fronce les sourcils, papa en colère Papy rit doucement, cousin chope de l'air "Alex, c'est trop! T’as ruiné la soirée!" Mais lui, il s'en tape, écoute du rap, concentré [Chorus] C'est la vie d'Alex, au cœur des repas de famille Il pète, il écoute du rap, sans l'ombre d’un émoi C'est sa mélodie, son instant funambule Au milieu du chaos, il reste stoïque et roi [Verse 3] Sa playlist défile, des bangers remplis de punchlines Les autres, suffocants, cherchent un air amical "Pourquoi t’écoutes ça?" questionne tante Michelle "Parce que c'est l'flow, ça fait vibrer la vieille!" [Bridge] Des rires hésitants, la table se détend L'odeur s'évapore, les tensions s'affaiblissent Alex sourit, casquette en arrière Le repas continue, l'ambiance devient légère [Chorus] C'est la vie d'Alex, au cœur des repas de famille Il pète, il écoute du rap, sans l'ombre d’un émoi C'est sa mélodie, son instant funambule Au milieu du chaos, il reste stoïque et roi

[Verse] Jimmy wakes up with the dawn, Stretchin' out on his worn-out lawn, Got no plans for the nine to five, Just wants his simple heart to thrive. [Verse 2] He’s got a drawer full of rubber balls, Bouncing 'em off these dusty walls, Folks talkin' 'bout the life he throws, But Jimmy's happy where the river flows. [Chorus] He don't wanna work, he don't need the pay, Just needs his rubber balls to get through the day, In a world so crazy, he's got it all, Jimmy's simple life, bouncin' rubber balls. [Verse 3] Neighbors say he's wastin' time, But to Jimmy, it's an art divine, No stress, no chase, just fun and games, Who needs the fortune or the fame? [Verse 4] Mama calls him from the kitchen door, "Jimmy, won’t you want just a little bit more?" He smiles and laughs, gives one last throw, "Ma, I’m richer than you’ll ever know." [Chorus] He don't wanna work, he don't need the pay, Just needs his rubber balls to get through the day, In a world so crazy, he's got it all, Jimmy's simple life, bouncin' rubber balls.

[Verse] Well, I walked into the barbershop, feelin' kinda brave, I said, "Hey there, mister, got a favor to crave." He raised up one eyebrow, said, "Boy, I don't do paws." I laughed and corrected him, "I'm talkin' 'bout my balls." [Verse 2] Now the whole room went silent, everyone's jaws hit the floor, Some fella in the corner dropped his beer and swore. I tipped my hat and smiled, said, "It's somethin' I gotta do, I'm cleanin' up for Daisy, she likes 'em nice and smooth." [Chorus] Waxin' my balls, yeah, I'm takin' that plunge, It ain't about the pain, it ain't about the funge. For Daisy and her eyes, I'll endure it all, There's nothin' that I won't do, even waxin' my balls. [Verse 3] The barber scratched his head and said, "Son, this is new, But I'll get you set up, just sit tight for a few." He whipped out his equipment, all shiny and bright, I clenched my teeth and whispered, "Doin' this for love tonight." [Verse 4] The first strip went off, Lord, it stung like a bee, I saw stars, I saw heaven, but I couldn't let Daisy see. I grit my teeth and muttered, "Just a few more to go," Thinkin' 'bout her kisses, I took the blow. [Chorus] Waxin' my balls, yeah, I'm takin' that plunge, It ain't about the pain, it ain't about the funge. For Daisy and her eyes, I'll endure it all, There's nothin' that I won't do, even waxin' my balls.

[Verse] Cornfields rustlin' in the summer breeze, Dusty roads and maple trees. Old barn leaning in the evening light, Fireflies dance, another silent night. [Verse 2] Grandma’s rocking on her porch swing, Humming tunes on that weathered string. The diner light flickers, as the sun goes down, This old town wears a quiet crown. [Chorus] But these small town ghosts, they don't let go, Whisperin' secrets only we could know. Echoes in the valley, memories so dear, Livin' in the shadows of yesteryear. [Verse 3] Tractor’s quiet now, fields went fallow, Church bells tolled their last hollow. Main Street’s faded, like a worn-out dream, Life's slow current in a lazy stream. [Verse 4] Schoolhouse windows gather dust, Rain-washed murals start to rust. Broken swing in the courthouse square, Yet you can still feel the magic there. [Chorus] But these small town ghosts, they don't let go, Whisperin' secrets only we could know. Echoes in the valley, memories so dear, Livin' in the shadows of yesteryear.

[Verse] I walk this old dirt road, with my boots worn thin, Tracing back the miles, to where my dreams begin, Sunset paints the fields, in a golden light, In the heart of Dixie, where the fireflies ignite. [Verse 2] Grandma's porch still creaks, where she used to sing, Rockin' chairs and memories, of every hopeful spring, Cows graze on the hillside, in the evening's hush, The rhythm of this timeless land, in every gentle rush. [Chorus] Oh, the old dirt road, it brings me back home, Where the stars shine as brightly, as the dreams I've known, In the whispering pine, and the whippoorwill's song, I find my way back, where my heart belongs. [Verse 3] Dad's old pickup truck, rusted but still alive, Parked beneath the maple, where the sweet sap thrives, Scent of fresh-cut hay, carried by the breeze, In this simple life, I find my perfect ease. [Chorus] Oh, the old dirt road, it brings me back home, Where the stars shine as brightly, as the dreams I've known, In the whispering pine, and the whippoorwill's song, I find my way back, where my heart belongs. [Bridge] There’s a church bell ringing, in the Sunday morn, A hymn of faith and love, in the town where I was born, With every step I take, feelin' more alive, In this patch of heaven, where my soul can thrive.

In the ICU where beeps and grumbles collide, Randy faced a day where chaos did reside. Cranky surgeons bickering, requests like a flood, Documentation woes, oh buddy, it's no good! Now it’s the weekend, no fellows in sight, Randy's got this day, gonna set it all right! No surgicals because it’s Saturday, and hopefully a smooth ride, And maybe some snacks? That’d be a sweet, sweet surprise! With a wink and a nod, he rolls up his sleeves, Navigates through the drama with tricks up his sleeves. Patients in good hands, he turns the tide, Yesterday's mess, today's a joyride. Now it’s the weekend, no fellows in sight, Randy's got this day, gonna set it all right! No surgicals because it’s Saturday, and hopefully a smooth ride, And maybe some snacks? That’d be a sweet, sweet surprise! Through the chaos and the stress, Randy brings calm, he's at his best. Anesthesia wizard, with so much flair and cheer, Turning mundane challenges into laughs, oh dear! So here's to Randy, our hero in scrubs, I know he’s rather be spending the day watching sports at the pub. Our hero in blue, who stands so tall, In the hospital's hustle, answering the ECMO activation call. Now it’s the weekend, no fellows in sight, Randy's got this day, gonna set it all right! No surgicals because it’s Saturday, and hopefully a smooth ride, And maybe some snacks? That’d be a sweet, sweet surprise! Here's to Randy, he's the one we trust, Turning challenges around, because he must. With snacks in his pocket and joy in his stride, Randy's our star, in this comedic ride!