**[Scene opens with the Heavy, Medic, and Scout standing together]** **Scout:** "I am going to say this once: the Heavy is dead!" **Heavy:** "What?!" **Scout:** "The Heavy is dead!" **Medic:** "Correct." **Heavy:** "So, did you see the murderer?" **Scout:** "No, sorry mate." **[Heavy falls over, dead]** **Scout:** "I will find him! I will capture him! And no one will ever die again!" **Medic:** "That's nice..." **[Cut to Heavy's body, Soldier enters]** **Soldier:** "ATTENTION! The Heavy is dead! We know. Who killed him?" **Spy:** "We don't know." **Soldier:** "I will find clues!" **[Soldier runs off-screen, comes back with a clue]** **Soldier:** "What's this? A weapon!" **Engineer:** "That thing is why the Heavy is dead!" **Spy:** "The Heavy is dead?" **Engineer:** "Yes, he died." **[Scout runs in again]** **Scout:** "Incoming!" **[Cuts to Heavy's body again, with Demoman holding a bottle]** **Demoman:** "The Heavy is dead!" **Sniper:** "So, did you see the murderer?" **Demoman:** "No, sorry mate." **[Heavy falls over, dead again]** **Demoman:** "I will find him! I will capture him! And no one will ever die again!" **Spy:** "That's nice..." **[Cut to Heavy's body, Soldier enters again]** **Soldier:** "ATTENTION! The Heavy is dead! We know. Who killed him?" **Spy:** "We don't know." **Soldier:** "I will find clues!" **[Soldier runs off-screen, comes back with a clue]** **Soldier:** "What's this? A weapon!" **Engineer:** "That thing is why the Heavy is dead!" **Spy:** "The Heavy is dead?" **Engineer:** "Yes, he died." **[Cuts to a series of quick flashbacks of different characters suspecting each other, ending with the Heavy laughing]** **Heavy:** "Ha ha ha! You are dead!" **[Everyone realizes it was a joke]** **Spy:** "The Heavy is dead?!" **Engineer:** "Yes, he died." **[Heavy finally falls over dead for the last time]** **[End screen with all characters looking confused]** --
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English
Humorous, playful, comedic
Entertainment, comedy skits, storytelling
The song features spoken word and comedic elements, with a random and unpredictable musical style that matches the absurd and chaotic nature of the scene.
A emo farted in my eye now i have pink eye i have a 2 inch dick that doesn't mean i dont like kraft singles i hate cheetos cuz its too crunchy for a dildo my mom has a drawee filied with dilidos fiona carl debbie i would hit eggs
[Verse] In the Mortalwood desert Where the sandstorms scream Khenra sees the future In a psychic dream [Verse 2] Leonin strong and bold Leaping with a roar Desert Serpent Monk Swift as evermore [Chorus] Shauban's Merry Men Laughing through the fight With epic guitar solos Blazing through the night [Verse 3] Changeling with a secret Faces that deceive Elf warlock casting spells Magic up their sleeve [Bridge] In the wild and dusty plains Daring each and every foe With courage and with humor The legends start to grow [Chorus] Shauban's Merry Men Laughing through the fight With epic guitar solos Blazing through the night
[Verse] In the Mortalwood desert far away Shauban's merry men come out to play Psychic Khenra reads your mind Wanted Leonin you might find [Verse 2] Serpent monk with a thousand scales Changeling's secret never fails Elf warlock casting spells In this desert where magic dwells [Chorus] Shauban's men they never run Loaded with jokes and loaded with fun Shauban's merry men always on the go Dance to the beat watch the laughter flow [Verse 3] Khenra sees the future clear Leonin's wanted far and near Serpent monk strikes with speed Changeling knows what you need [Verse 4] Elf warlock with a laugh so dry Casting spells as the stars fly by Mortalwood desert tale so bright Shauban's men will make your night [Bridge] In the sand and under sun Epic adventures never done Crazy crew with hearts of gold Tales of wonder now unfold
Shauban's Merry Men. Ra has split. Land of Mortalwood. Khenra disappeared. A Leonin on the run. Monk is disciple of Desert Serpent. Changeling bard with a secret. Elf with a genie patron
[Verse] In the land of Mortalwood Where ancient Ra has split for good Our heroes rise amidst the dawn Khenra gone Leonin drawn [Verse 2] Shauban's crew they fight the spell Foes and laughter weave so well Through deserts sun and pyramids grand Merry Men protect the land [Chorus] Shauban's Merry Men Never back down fight until the end Epic tales we spin Together we'll defend [Verse 3] Through hidden sands and ancient tombs Khenra vanished like morning blooms Leonin chased but never caught A comic quest for all they sought [Chorus] Shauban's Merry Men Never back down fight until the end Epic tales we spin Together we'll defend [Bridge] Epic guitar starts to roar Solos echo legends lore As we chase the sun till night Shauban leads us through the fight
[Verse 1] On the shore we stand Silent breeze in hand Echoes in the sand Night pulls quiet strands [Verse 2] Stars hang low tonight Soft glow cool moonlight Waves whisper dreams right Chill holds time so tight [Chorus] Feel the rhythm slow Heartbeats ebb and flow Universe in tow Chill waves come and go [Bridge] Eyes closed we drift far Boundless night sky star Wonder where we are Lost in moment's jar [Verse 3] Breath deep calm embrace Wind's song we can trace Footprints leave no trace Love's quiet tender grace [Chorus] Feel the rhythm slow Heartbeats ebb and flow Universe in tow Chill waves come and go
[Verse] В зоопарк Ирина Володя Забрали Настю Доминика У слона хобот — вот чудо У тигра когти — целая бригада [Verse 2] Доминик смеётся Настя плачет Зебра смешная Вид как игрушка Папа фото щёлкает мелькает На память день Как приключение [Chorus] Зоопарк ура Смешные лица Мама Папа Дети веселятся Поймали радость в кадре вместе Этот день не забудется [Bridge] Кушаем мороженое у льва Смеемся Как горилла балует Любовь в семье Как у павлина хвост Яркий день Момент ловит [Verse 3] В жирафов на шею смотрим вверх Ирина с закрытыми глазами Володя шутник Когда прыгнула обезьяна Доминик мужик Боится не знает [Chorus] Зоопарк ура Смешные лица Мама Папа Дети веселятся Поймали радость в кадре вместе Этот день не забудется
(Verse 1) Hey buddy, listen up, gotta vent my frustrations People got me down, full of complications Talking 'bout their feelings, dramas never end Man, I just wanna chill, not be their therapist friend (Chorus) So here's the truth, don't take it wrong Sometimes I'd rather listen to a made-up song About a dragon fightin' a robot from the moon Than hear another person sing a sad, out-of-tune (Verse 2) Fake news, gossip rags, stories tall and strange At least they're kinda funny, rearrange the brain People take themselves too seriously, it's a drag Give me aliens invading, that's a better brag (Chorus) So here's the truth, don't take it wrong Sometimes I'd rather listen to a made-up song About a monkey pilotin' a spaceship in the stars Than hear another person complain about their scars (Bridge) Don't get me wrong, I love you, that's the whole point, see But sometimes a break from reality sets me free Let's just laugh at nonsense, forget the world for a while Maybe then we'll face it with a goofy, genuine smile (Chorus) So here's the truth, don't take it wrong Sometimes I'd rather listen to a made-up song About a talking cactus who solves mysteries at night Than hear another person whine about their sorry plight (Outro) Yeah, bullshit's better than some folks, that's the key Just a little joke, buddy, you and me, you and me
(Verse 1) Hey buddy, listen up, gotta vent my frustrations People got me down, full of complications Talking 'bout their feelings, dramas never end Man, I just wanna chill, not be their therapist friend (Chorus) So here's the truth, don't take it wrong Sometimes I'd rather listen to a made-up song About a dragon fightin' a robot from the moon Than hear another person sing a sad, out-of-tune (Verse 2) Fake news, gossip rags, stories tall and strange At least they're kinda funny, rearrange the brain People take themselves too seriously, it's a drag Give me aliens invading, that's a better brag (Chorus) So here's the truth, don't take it wrong Sometimes I'd rather listen to a made-up song About a monkey pilotin' a spaceship in the stars Than hear another person complain about their scars (Bridge) Don't get me wrong, I love you, that's the whole point, see But sometimes a break from reality sets me free Let's just laugh at nonsense, forget the world for a while Maybe then we'll face it with a goofy, genuine smile (Chorus) So here's the truth, don't take it wrong Sometimes I'd rather listen to a made-up song About a talking cactus who solves mysteries at night Than hear another person whine about their sorry plight (Outro) Yeah, bullshit's better than some folks, that's the key Just a little joke, buddy, you and me, you and me
[Verse] In the kitchen I stand so tall Flipping burgers can't catch a ball Grill is hot my face is red Patty dreams in my head [Verse 2] Mr. Krabs he shakes his claws Mustard squirts just because Customers they want a bite But I can't get this patty right [Chorus] Krabby Patty blues oh no Patty slips and it won't show Grill's still hot and time is slow Can't make a Patty oh no [Verse 3] Squidward laughs he's got no soul Fries are flying out of control Patty's burned and I've lost hope All I see is burnt smoke [Bridge] I try and try every day Patty's still not here to stay Grill's my foe and it's not kind Patty dreams lost in my mind [Verse 4] Mr. Krabs his eyes are tight Plankton laughs with all his might I won't give up I'll try again One day I'll make that Krabby friend
[Verse] Alex à table, l'ambiance familiale Les assiettes cliquettent, discussions joviales Mais Alex a mangé des haricots Boum, un bruit, ça pue, tout le monde est KO [Verse 2] Maman fronce les sourcils, papa en colère Papy rit doucement, cousin chope de l'air "Alex, c'est trop! T’as ruiné la soirée!" Mais lui, il s'en tape, écoute du rap, concentré [Chorus] C'est la vie d'Alex, au cœur des repas de famille Il pète, il écoute du rap, sans l'ombre d’un émoi C'est sa mélodie, son instant funambule Au milieu du chaos, il reste stoïque et roi [Verse 3] Sa playlist défile, des bangers remplis de punchlines Les autres, suffocants, cherchent un air amical "Pourquoi t’écoutes ça?" questionne tante Michelle "Parce que c'est l'flow, ça fait vibrer la vieille!" [Bridge] Des rires hésitants, la table se détend L'odeur s'évapore, les tensions s'affaiblissent Alex sourit, casquette en arrière Le repas continue, l'ambiance devient légère [Chorus] C'est la vie d'Alex, au cœur des repas de famille Il pète, il écoute du rap, sans l'ombre d’un émoi C'est sa mélodie, son instant funambule Au milieu du chaos, il reste stoïque et roi
