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MINECRAFT SPEEDRUNING

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Teleperformance

(Verse 1) (Verse 1) Rise and shine, morning light through the blinds, Mac fired up, coffee steaming by my side. T.P., my spotlight, where I grind, Work from home hustle, ambition as my guide. (Chorus) Home office groove, no traffic, no stress, Team meetings, conference calls, I give my best. From couch to kitchen, I steer my role, T.P. vibes, that’s my soul. (Verse 2) Mic check, headset snug, I’m in my zone, Customer queries, solutions I’ve honed. No sweat, no hesitation, I connect, Living room setup, virtual bridges erect. (Chorus) Home office groove, no traffic, no stress, Team meetings, conference calls, I give my best. From couch to kitchen, I steer my role, T.P. vibes, that’s my soul. (Bridge) No dress code, just P.J.'s and a grin, Flexibility’s my rhythm, I dive in. Screens unite us, collaboration’s fate, T.P. fam, together we elevate. (Chorus) Home office groove, no traffic, no stress, Team meetings, conference calls, I give my best. From couch to kitchen, I steer my role, T.P. vibes, that’s my soul. (Outro) As the sun dips low, I unwind, recline, Grateful for this setup, unique design. T.P., work-at-home grace, Positive vibes echo in this cosmic space.

Sorry Lucy

Sure, here is a typed version of the content from the image you provided: --- FUCK YOU LUCY, you're just a hater Jealous of Psychic Fever, cause they're greater While they're taking over the world with their sound Your faves are still stuck, stuck in the ground You can't handle their success, it's clear Your bitterness is showing, loud and clear But while you're talking, they're making moves Sorry Lucy, you're just stuck in the blues Talking about my friends, she's just a bitter bitch Can't handle Psychic Fever, cause she's in a ditch While they're rising up, she's stuck in the past Sorry Lucy, you're just not built to last You can't deny their talent, it's shining bright But you're too busy hating, to give them a sight While they're killing it on stage, you're just talking smack Sorry Lucy, but you'll never have their back You wish you were them, but you'll never be Cause Psychic Fever, they're on a different degree While you're stuck in your jealousy, they're reaching for the stars Sorry Lucy, but you'll never get that far

Rhyme Kings

[Verse] I'm the microphone assassin, spitting fire from the start I'll tear you apart, dismantle your weak-ass flow You're nothing but a wannabe, a poser in disguise I'll leave you paralyzed, with your rhymes on life support [Verse 2] You claim to be the king, but you're just a court jester I'm the rhyme professor, schooling you on every verse Your rhymes are repetitive, your flow is so predictable I'm the lyrical miracle, leaving you in a hearse [Chorus] You thought you could step to me, but you're just a pawn I'm the king of this rap game, it's time to move on I'm spitting flames, leaving you in ashes and dust I'm the Rhyme King, and you're just a bust

Meet the Mungai's

Dear Mungai, apologies if our date didn't meet your expectations Thought we had a connection, but you vanished without hesitation No text, no closure, just silence in our conversation You may think you're on a high horse, but I see through your facade and imitation You left me hanging, feeling like I made a mistake Telling my friends, regretting the day I swiped right and met this fake You may act smooth, but your actions leave a bitter taste In bed, you were rude, all your interests feel like a waste To Mrs. Mungai, your daughter needs a reality check Three shots in, and she couldn't handle the wreck Her liver probably thanks her for the disrespect She's lost her way, turned into a bop, what the heck I'm sure you did your best to raise her to be kind But somewhere along the line, she lost her mind Now she's just a mess, leaving her decency behind If you ever need a shoulder, know my line is always open, you'll find Mungai's Mum, she's a queen with grace and style But your daughter's behavior just ain't worthwhile I'm sorry to say, she's no longer worth my while But feel free to reach out, I'll be here with a smile

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Fußball Tischtennis

[Verse] Schlag den Ball mit meinen Füßen Im Fußball Tischtennis Gibt's kein Verüssen Das Spiel geht los Der Beat wird kräftig Mit jedem Schlag Die Menge erhebt sich Springe durch die Luft wie ein Känguru Tritt den Ball schnell Bin nie im Nu Mit meinen Füßen Ich zeig' meine Kunst Im dubstep Drop Die Menge brüllt wie'n Löwe im Wald [Verse 2] Mit präzisen Schlägen Immer am Ball Zeig' meine Skills Egal ob groß oder klein Egal ob schmal oder moll Es zählt nicht wer gewinnt Sondern wie du es versuchst Im Fußball Tischtennis Hab' ich meinen eigenen Fluch

Toilet Flushin'

[Verse] Skibidi toilet Flushin' with the beat Got my rhymes spinnin' Yeah They're clean and neat Bowl's so fresh Like a brand-new seat Flow so sick You can't help but repeat [Verse 2] Rockin' the rhythm Droppin' bombs like a pro Toilet paper rollin' It's time to let go Flushing away the haters Watch 'em all go In the bathroom I'm the king on this show [Chorus] Shimmy shimmy Gotta do the toilet dance Let the beat drop Make your body prance Skibidi toilet Time to take a chance Flush it down Feel the rhythm enhance

Red Pill, Blue Pill

[Verse] I'm maneuvering through the matrix, dodging agents on the street They tryna catch me, but I'm way too slick and fleet I'm Neo in the cyberspace, hacking codes in my sleep I'm the one they can't defeat, I'm the glitch that they can't delete I'm bending spoons with my mind, I'm seeing through the lies In this digital kingdom, I'm the king, no disguise I hack the system like a boss, leave 'em all in surprise I'm unplugging from the matrix, while they're stuck in their ties [Verse 2] I'm dodging bullets in slow-mo, Neo ain't got nothing on me I'm breaking the rules of reality, you just gotta see I see the glitches in the system, I'm the one with the key Unlocking doors to new dimensions, setting my mind free

Stand Strong

[Verse] In his 70s He's got the fire in his eyes Staring down the bully No fear No disguise Pro-Israel supporters United they stand He steps up Ready to lend a hand [Verse 2] Hamas bully trying to intimidate But this Jewish man won't take the bait 85-year-old woman in danger Feeling scared He's there to protect her He's always prepared [Chorus] Stand strong We won't back down Together we rise We'll wear the crown In the face of hatred We'll remain Unbreakable United We won't be tamed