Bridge Over Funky Water

Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho, ho-ho-ho-ho, ho-ho-ho This bossfight sucks ass Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho, ho-ho-ho-ho, ho-ho-ho This bossfight sucks ass Mor, mor-mor-ti-mer Morti, mer-er-er Guess what you-can-do You can suck our D Mor, ti-me-er-Freeze You suck, big-fat-D You are, a-big-Peepee You can suck our D

I feel your Chi flowing under my fingers I feel your pain and suffering With my needle I balance your emotions and energy So you can feel some temporary relief You have to make some changes and fight the fight alone With my aid near I am the wounded healer I feel your pain

[Verse] You stole my fondest memories Turned them into sand Our love was just a mystery A castle in my hand [Verse 2] Your whispers haunt my sleepless nights I see you in my dreams You left me in a shattered fight I'm tearing at the seams [Chorus] You stole my heart and broke my plans I'll never understand Your love was just a grain of sand Slipping through my hands [Verse 3] Your lies echo in empty rooms Silent like a ghost I tried to fix these broken tunes But love is what I lost [Bridge] Screamin' in the dead of night No peace left in my mind Wishin' you could make it right But you left me behind [Chorus] You stole my heart and broke my plans I'll never understand Your love was just a grain of sand Slipping through my hands

Neckbeards, Nice Guys, Incels too!! We want nothing to do with you!! You are shameless, you are gross. You and your fedoras are all toast!!

[Verse] Wanderin' through cobbled streets at night Lanterns flicker Kids start fights Met a seer in a cloak He said Behold the Mars The hunger's dread [Verse 2] In the old chippy run by Bard McFall Heard whispers 'bout a chocolate brawl One bite of that nougat Smooth and firm Could make kings out of worms [Chorus] Oh One Mars Bar to rule them all From the fancy halls to the market stall In wrappers of gold Sweet tyranny A bite binds our destiny [Verse 3] Jimmy’s eyes went wide No tricks As legends floated 'bout sweet fix The jealous punched Their dreams to steal In search of caramel surreal [Verse 4] Pub songs rose The fiddler played “Who holds it now?” they'd serenade A myth to some A nightmare's claw Candy kings rise and fall [Chorus] Oh One Mars Bar to rule them all From the fancy halls to the market stall In wrappers of gold Sweet tyranny A bite binds our destiny

[Verse] I see your face in every crumb The snack I ate It left me numb Apologies They flood my mind That cheese bread was just so fine [Verse 2] The guilt it hits like waves at night Stolen joy in the kitchen light I'm sorry for that bite I took More than just a midnight snack [Chorus] I'm sorry Yeah I stole your cheese bread Regret's a melody stuck in my head If I could take it back I swear I would Forgive me Please If you understood [Verse 3] Empty plate It taunts my soul Your snack My heartbreak toll Wish I could make it up to you My cheese crime It haunts me too [Bridge] Every bite Every taste A memory of my disgrace I was wrong I see it now For that cheese bread I take a bow [Chorus] I'm sorry Yeah I stole your cheese bread Regret's a melody stuck in my head If I could take it back I swear I would Forgive me Please If you understood

Can't get rid of you, you're stuck in my head A constant reminder of the pain you've bred I'm trying to move on, but you won't let me be A ghost from my past, haunting me Oh, I'm trapped in this hell, and I can't escape Your memory keeps me chained, it's a never-ending ache I'm searching for a way to break free from this pain But you're still here, haunting me, like a ghostly refrain I try to drown you out, with noise and with rage But your echo still lingers, a constant, bitter stage I'm screaming to be free, but you won't let me go A prisoner of my past, with no way to move on

I can't stand it, I know you planned it I'ma set it straight, this Watergate I can't stand rockin' when I'm in here 'Cause your crystal ball ain't so crystal clear So while you sit back and wonder why I got this fuckin' thorn in my side Oh my god, it's a mirage I'm tellin' y'all, it's sabotage So, so, so, so listen up, 'cause you can't say nothin' You'll shut me down with a push of your button But, yo, I'm out and I'm gone I'll tell you now, I keep it on and on 'Cause what you see, you might not get And we can bet, so don't you get souped yet Scheming on a thing, that's a mirage I'm trying to tell you now, it's sabotage Why? (Our backs are now against the wall) (Listen all y'all, it's a sabotage) (Listen all y'all, it's a sabotage) (Listen all y'all, it's a sabotage) (Listen all y'all, it's a sabotage) I can't stand it, I know you planned it I'ma set it straight, this Watergate But I can't stand rockin' when I'm in this place Because I feel disgrace because you're all in my face But make no mistakes and switch up my channel I'm Buddy Rich when I fly off the handle What could it be, it's a mirage You're scheming on a thing, that's sabotage

I can't stand it, I know you planned it I'ma set it straight, this Watergate I can't stand rockin' when I'm in here 'Cause your crystal ball ain't so crystal clear So while you sit back and wonder why I got this fuckin' thorn in my side Oh my god, it's a mirage I'm tellin' y'all, it's sabotage So, so, so, so listen up, 'cause you can't say nothin' You'll shut me down with a push of your button But, yo, I'm out and I'm gone I'll tell you now, I keep it on and on 'Cause what you see, you might not get And we can bet, so don't you get souped yet Scheming on a thing, that's a mirage I'm trying to tell you now, it's sabotage Why? (Our backs are now against the wall) (Listen all y'all, it's a sabotage) (Listen all y'all, it's a sabotage) (Listen all y'all, it's a sabotage) (Listen all y'all, it's a sabotage) I can't stand it, I know you planned it I'ma set it straight, this Watergate But I can't stand rockin' when I'm in this place Because I feel disgrace because you're all in my face But make no mistakes and switch up my channel I'm Buddy Rich when I fly off the handle What could it be, it's a mirage You're scheming on a thing, that's sabotage

[Verse] Oo-yeah! I got my skateboard Rollin' down the street (whoa-yeah) Sneakers scuffed up Don't care Feelin' neat (uh-huh) Graffiti on the walls My name in bold (yeah-yeah) Ridin' through the night Young never gettin' old (c'mon) [Verse 2] Hey there Funky friend You got a quarter to spare? (oo-yeah!) Jukebox calls us Let's rock out without a care (whoo!) Hair all messy Just like the rebel’s show (uh-huh) Punk spirit deep inside Let it all out and glow (whoa-yeah) [Chorus] Funky bridge over rebel water (oo-yeah!) We ain't lookin' back No time to falter (uh-huh) Guitar riffs and chaotic laughter Punk vibes forever Now and after (c'mon) [Verse 3] Oh The city lights flashin' by So bright (whoo) Noisy hearts beatin' to the rhythm of the night (oo-yeah!) Skate park rendezvous Gatherin’ the crew (uh-huh) Spit rhymes Break molds Create somethin' new (c'mon now) [Bridge] Deep in the chaos We break through the noise (oo-yeah) Counter-culture livin' Punk girls and boys (uh-huh) Ad-lib frenzy Spontaneous groove Move to the beat Got nothin' to lose (oh yeah) [Chorus] Funky bridge over rebel water (oo-yeah!) We ain't lookin' back No time to falter (uh-huh) Guitar riffs and chaotic laughter Punk vibes forever Now and after (let's go)

[Verse] City lights are blinding Shadows creeping in Hear the sirens wailing Can't escape the din [Verse 2] Running through the alleys Heart is pounding fast Feel the beat inside me Gotta make it last [Chorus] Burning bright Never die Keep the fire in our eyes Screaming loud Feel alive In the midnight we survive [Verse 3] Concrete jungle calling We won't fade away Rebels stand together We will seize the day [Verse 4] Faces in the darkness We can’t be controlled Punk rock revolution Let the story unfold [Chorus] Burning bright Never die Keep the fire in our eyes Screaming loud Feel alive In the midnight we survive

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